Boy, those Amish should leave their guns home.
Just ban the Amish and Mennonites from the beach—that will fix it for sure!
Interestingly—since you mentioned the Amish—there’s a community south of Sarasota FL that floods with Amish from PA and OH (they come in buses) during the winter months. They travel around on bikes and make pies for the tourists and swim in the ocean with full suspenders and pants on. I saw it myself 3 weeks ago. Fascinating. . .
But yes, they don’t go around shooting people in Sarasota.