What? What are you saying? I paid good money to have my nuclear war pills. So now you say if I hear the siren and pop one I’m STILL not gonna be ok? I thought it would just be me and the Mormons out in Utah in their magic underwear surviving.
So what else do I need, an asbestos suit or something? I saw on TV those can give you mesothelioma.
You are an incredible wiseass when it comes to a pretty serious situation.