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Seriesly, that's where I got the screen name from. Bill 'Bad Tone Out of Tune When in Doubt Trill I got a Medal in High School' Clinton.
My teacher in college had a life size cardboard standup of Clinton with his saxophone in his studio.
I once wrote Clinton when he was president, asking if he could help supply a poor working musician with a Selmer Series III tenor. Never got a reply.