Putin’s war plan makes no sense.
He seems to be view Odessa, a critical port with Black Sea beaches full of beautiful women, as a low priority.
He seems to view Kyiv, an administrative center full of fat bureaucrats, as a high priority.
Military operations could result in damage to Ukrainian beautiful woman supplies. The 1st Ukrainian beauties division and the 32nd artificial balloon corps must be gently caressed by 69th Russian fast penetration battalion to minimize casualties.
War is messy business, but Chad Slav Ruskies are up to challenge!