F.D.A. Grants the First Condom Approval for Anal Sex

New York Times ^ | February 23rd 2022 | Pam Belluck

[null and void]

Ship some to Putin before he rides Joey.

To protect which one?

[Lumper20]

Agree. Two men is a sign of how sick our country has become.

[vetvetdoug]

The papilloma virus forming warts and closing off the pole jockey's anal opening must be bothering the F.D.A.

[Trumpisourlastchance]

America is Sodom. Prove me wrong.

[piroque]

Post of the day,,,,,,,,,

[atc23]

We should commemorate this day with a national holiday. This news may likely swing the independents over to the democrats in the midterms. After all, nothing says democrat like anal sex

[dfwgator]

And I am supposed to worry about Putin?

[Sawdring]

Any dp action?

[Reily]

And people say the Biden administration has accomplished anything!

[Chickensoup]

Farah Fawcett got painful, lethal anal cancer after only two anal sex sessions.

How do you know?

[Billthedrill]

Trademarking is going to be a problem but if somebody doesn’t turn that into a Uranus joke I simply don’t want to live.

[voicereason]

Something tells me this thread is not going to end well.

What do you expect? It started at the bottom and stayed there.

[telescope115]

I don’t want to think about it.
I don’t even want to see it.

[telescope115]

Unfortunately, you are not wrong..

[Veto!]

yep, That one

[gathersnomoss]

Bob Eubanks: Where is the most exotic place that you have made woopie?
Contestant: Up the butt, Bob.

[DazedVet]

I bet that The NY Times staff were actively involved in the field testing of this revolutionary new product! Probably featured in all the vending machines at the Slimes HQ. This is why they don’t have time for Hunter’s laptop.

[Jeff Chandler]

No sh**?

[miserare]

Send a crate to the White House, and 100 crates to the State Department.

[olivia3boys]

I didn’t know that about Farrah….good to know. I’ll take that as words of wisdom. Thanks (and I mean that).