I’d that weren’t bade enough… there is fire at the travel agency!
And now, the real news ...
The imminent invasion of Ukraine by Russia entered its 200th week with news that the invasion could be “any time, literally within the next few days, weeks, months, years, decades or centuries,” according to a source familiar with American intelligence.
Resident Biden said that he had information that “pretty much proves” that Russian forces, located in Russia, might not be later, they might be located in Ukraine, or perhaps Belarus or even Chad, just to make something up for fun.
Chad president the guy with the name I can’t pronounce said that he “trembled in fear” and rushed troops to his northern border which he said “apparently is up some place near Libya of all places, who knew?”
Meanwhile, former president Donald Trump continues to be investigated for possible competent leadership. A House committee is asking for documents related to his able management of the economy and following through on election promises. “This sort of thing cannot be tolerated,” said House Speaker Nazi Pal-lousy, “or it might spiral into control.”
The climate emergency just got worse with news that drizzle has broken out in Salem, Oregon. Troops are being rushed to the scene to deal with severe drizzle consequences that climate scientists warn can only get worse with time.