If you put an Eveready under your pillow before you go to bed, then the EV Fairy will deliver a complete battery pack while you sleep.
Yah, but there's gotta be a unicorn involved in the process somewhere.
Just think, if it sinks some day an archaeologist will find
it and release a statement to the press...
Prof. Bla-blah discovers sunken vessel carrying hundreds
of ancient transportation devices. scholars link them
to the remains of “paved” lanes mysteriously connecting
ruined cities. No horses skeletons were found in the wreck
so scientists surmise that the “cars” were from the fabled
“industrial” age.