I would love to see auditors on the HHS budget, the USDA budget (school lunches etc) or the Interior budget. Which is why there won't be one.
Auditors can count all they want but the final report will be written by long term bureaucrats and the lapdog politicians.
There is no way to get an honest auditor in DC. Would have to be moved out to a rural area with no connections to the feds.
Of course, out here we can't even get an honest audit of our major cities. Can you imagine what an audit of Austin TX would show?