Ok I got this one! The Russians sell natural gas to the Germans. Volkswagen in German used natural gas in their plants. Some of the Volkswagen cars are sold in America to Trump voters. Therefore the Russians helped Trump voters!
Kenworth trucks have a driver. A driver has a foot. A foot is 12 inches. 12 inches is a ruler. A ruler is Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth is a ship. A ship sails the seas. The seas have fish. Fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians. And Kenworths are rushin’ into Ottawa. And if you look, you will see that red Kenworths are everywhere.
RED! Rushin’ Kenworths! Straight from the Kremlin. And they sit there parked in the snow. And I don’t have to tell you where else it snows! (Moscow! And Putin’s house!)