[17th Miss Regt]

Strangely, no terrorized or threatened residents could be found for comment.

Of course not. That is because the residents had been marched outside of town by the truckers and shot in pits. And now the truckers are getting ready to roast the children of the city alive in huge bonfires. And cut out the hearts of the pets in the city. This trucker rebellion must be stopped! For the sake of the children, of course.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yes, for the children. Freedom to protest is child abuse!