In 2010 I stayed in a mid level Mexican hotel. As the bellboy took my tip, he looked me right in the eyes and said, carefully enunciated, “I can get you anything you like. You understand?” Yes, I understood. If I wanted sex with a dog and a peanut butter pina-colada he’d find what I needed. I obviously didn’t give him the expected response so as he left the room, he turned and said again, “Anything. Just ask.”
I come across as a total square.
LOL!!! copy that...
Out of curiosity, which city were you staying?