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Some of the ornaments were silly and some were dangerous, like crack pipes hung on a string. We couldn't figure out what crack pipes had to do with Christmas no matter how hard we tried so we threw them back in the box. Some ornaments were constructed out of various drug paraphernalia, like syringes, heroin spoons or roach clips, which are colorful devices sometimes adorned with bird feathers and used to hold marijuana joints.

- Gary Aldrich describing staff decorating First Lady Hillary Clinton's White House Christmas Tree in "Unlimited Access."

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Geez, guess the Clintons were simply ahead of the game where the idea is concerned.