Posted on 02/04/2022 7:24:16 AM PST by billorites
The chicken figured the Pentagon is where you go to lay eggs.
You win the thread.
Under close questioning to determine why she crossed the road
The article failed to mention the color of the chicken—and we know what that means...
;-)
The Chinese are getting pretty inventive with their drones...oops wait...probably not the Chinese...they already control our government. Never mind.
Shipped off to a nice little happy farm is always the story. She’ll be on the next truck to become that chicken sandwich.
Perhaps it was Lt Col Vindman in disguise...or Trudeau.
Now that chickey has a name, we will receive regular updates and she will not have to wind up in a burger bun or roll.
To the... Pentagon??
She was coming home to roost.
At least we now can be certain the Babylon Bee editors have some taste. Rejected this story as too nonsensical. Give it to the mainstream.
Have you ever seen “Olive, the other reindeer”?
I had a giant duck that thought it was a goose and the geese couldnt convince it otherwise.
I had a chicken and a duck that had some kind of special arrangement. Im not sure which was confused. Maybe it was me and they were just best friends. I didnt ask too many questions.
I had a cat that hung out with skunks.
I used to joke that I identified as a platypus. Now there are a bunch of whackadoodles, misidendified as furrys or a subgroup I guess I cant say because I dont control the narrative, that are running around pretending to be animals.
We have a white woman that identifies as black and a black woman that claims a religion has changed her genes.
If this chicken wants to be a seal, well then dammit, I think she should be able to.
CHICKENS HAVE DREAMS! SUPPORT CHICKEN RIGHTS!
Couldn’t get past the chickpoint....
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