You’ve never been divorced have you.
No, I haven't. What gave it away?
OTOH, I have gained a great appreciation for it. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it! That said, would you get a divorce every morning?
There was one man who tried that. It's the premise for the collection of stories called The Arabian Nights where a prince would marry a virgin and have her executed after a night of passion, although the authorities in America would probably object.