“Anytime someone has a chance to violently sodomize the NYT and create a suppurative fistula to their anal regions I am all for it.”
Your overly-vivid metaphor is not appropriately matched by political leanings.
Conservatives do not engage in anal sex or rape of any kind. When called upon, we may use force (including lethal force) to stop such crimes. Anal rape is what the left does or attempts to do.
Conservatives minimally wish to stop the assaults, but if they happen we merely seek to castrate the rapists, or put them out of everyone’s misery.
I’d settle for de-barking NYT.
The only thing that liberals like the NYT respond to is complete brutality that destroys them. Anything less dished out to them is considered a win for them. The “high road” is something that the NYT and Muslims do not respect.