Democrats saddened. Bill Gates turns off internet to entire country
Prompting the first BigTech War I as the Forces of Amazon, Twitter, and Pintrest invade Redmond, Washington while Supreme Cmdr Gates orders sleeper cell Clippy programs to activate to block firewalls around the world to their blackisted opponents, with Dell as allies.
The Federal Gov ends the war by adopting, by Executive order, the Bitcoin crypto currency as its Federal Reserve base. Zuckerberg and Bezos immediately sign armistice treaty for Trillion dollar federal subsidies each while President Biden announce that he’s always liked and Clippy.