climate diplomat: a job that’s about as worthless as being Lane Kiffin’s punter
LOL !
To: Hon. Cumulonimbus Cloud
Republic of Buttwind
Your Excellency, Greetings:
This diplomatic message is to request that you refrain from making water upon our glorious gay pride parade this Friday. Please contact me at your earliest convenience to make arrangements for alternate localities.
Respectfully,
Sex Crazed Poodle