Texas gets up to 155 degrees in the winter, has yellowjacket wasps 4 feet long, rattlesnakes that eat teenagers, jackalopes that chase people down and kill them with their antlers, jackrabbits bigger than 'roos, tornadoes twice a week, and earthworms that eat ankle biters (small dogs).
Heck, even the black bass rip fishermen's arms off!
Best to go northward, like Canada.
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