Xi Jinpingberg
“Xi Jinpingberg”
One time a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy were at a bar. Suddenly the Jewish guy punishes the Chinese guy. Shocked, the Chinese guy says “what was that for!?”
“Pearl Harbor,” sneered the Jewish guy.
“That was the Japanese!” cried the Chinese guy.
“Ah, Chinese, Japanese. What’s the difference?!” replied the Jewish guy.
They sat in silence. Suddenly, the Chinese guy got up and punched the Jewish guy. “What was that for?!” cried the Jewish guy.
“Sinking the Titanic” sneered the Chinese guy.
“But an iceberg sank the Titanic” cried the Jewish guy.
“Ah, Iceberg, Goldberg. What’s the difference?” replied the Chinese guy.