[Apple Pan Dowdy]

”One jab to rule them all
get your jab record implanted on a tracking chip
One jab to find them
One jab to bring them all and in the darkness bind them”

Farcesensitive, I love your reply. You win the internet prize today!

You had fantastic competition from the also witty replies from alexander_busek, Family Guy, and BiglyCommentary

My sincere thanks to you guys for the much needed therapeutic laugh this morning. You are one of the reasons I love Free Republic so much.

[Family Guy]

Thank you Apple Pan Dowdy. I like your song.