No one wants to date the crazy lady? LOLOL
Funniest line in the whole thing, IMO:
They might say "no psychos" or that they "f**king hate big eyebrows" in their bios.
OH MY SIDES!! The most pathetic thing I've seen women do is pluck their eyebrows completely out, then paint these huge fake eyebrow arches half way up their foreheads! I laugh every damn' time I see one of them.
In the five years I've now been single, I've just refused to date any woman who's so pathetically vain stupid that they think plucking their eyebrows completely out and re-drawing them back on to the middle of their foreheads with a black sharpie is somehow "attractive."
FREE CLUE: IT ISN'T! STOP IT! ROFL!