In Boston, you just need to think you are Spanish, or native american, or proud_mom_of_two.
Or “Irish” like the jewish John Kerry, wishing he could be a Kennedy or a member of the old Honey Fitz Irish Mob. Certainly not Whitey Bulger (or his nephew, business partner of JoeBama Biden’s son-— Huntah the crack head with no teeth his own).
https://www.jweekly.com/2003/02/07/john-kerry-has-jewish-roots-who-knew/