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To: BenLurkin

What if Superman worked for the Nazis?

Hitler: You smothered the bomb with your body, and you’re not even bleeding! Who are you?

Uberman: I am.. Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and Ifight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision!

Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes?

Uberman: Ja! And through his, too. [ points at Jimmy Olstein ] He’s a Jew!

Jimmy Olstein: No! No, it’s not true! My parents were just very advanced in hygeine, that’s all..!

Hitler: Silence! Guard, take this Jew away!

Uberman: No need! I’ll drop him off at the camp on my vay to the Eastern front!


4 posted on 12/07/2021 9:29:36 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

DC actually did a comic where Superman landed in the Ukraine, and served the USSR, it was called Red Son.


6 posted on 12/07/2021 9:31:58 AM PST by cowboyusa (America Cowboy up! )
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To: dfwgator

I’d be surprised if they could even air that skit these days.


8 posted on 12/07/2021 9:34:41 AM PST by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: dfwgator; cowboyusa
Everybody knows Superman was a commie.



12 posted on 12/07/2021 9:37:43 AM PST by Bratch
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To: dfwgator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izh-j8KUYjs


19 posted on 12/07/2021 9:41:22 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: dfwgator

What if Napolean had B-52 at the battle of Waterloo?


44 posted on 12/07/2021 9:51:12 AM PST by shotgun
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To: dfwgator
What if Superman worked for the Nazis?

"As you know, Joan, Superman, or Uberman, is vulnerable to one thing: kryptonite. The U.S. would have put all its energy into creating a kryptonite bomb in time to stop Uberman."

79 posted on 12/07/2021 10:17:54 AM PST by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: dfwgator

Read up on the Wolfenstein series of video games. It’s ‘Ubersoldat’, aka ‘super soldier’. You were close with “Uberman”.


146 posted on 12/07/2021 1:20:45 PM PST by NorthWoody (Half of all people are below average, and half of those are in the bottom 25%.)
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