We’re just now getting indoor plumbing and electricity.
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Are you still wiping with corn cobs?
Yes sir. We try to reuse them for at least a week. Depending on what company we have over.
God’s Honest Truth.
Last night my girlfriend and I got into an argument. The laundry came up. I’m like, Hell you must use 5 towels a day!
So she says, I kid you not, “Well I don’t reuse towels. I can’t remember which end I used to clean my face or my ass”
I said “Well I use toilet paper on my ass”
Women......