It happened to him? He made it happen.
There' crisis management going on!
This is important work!
You know how awful arec barwin looks in a $5,000 Italian suit?
Now, imagine him in an orange prison jumpsuit or even, Gaia forbid, a black and white one.
Horizontal stripes are not flattering to the chubby!.
This man cannot go to prison!
Fashion and Hollyweird won't allow it!