"Who might you be?"
"I'm a doctor of music."
"Oh yeah? Can you fix a hi fi?"
"Well, no..."
"Then shut up!"
Good one.
Jill Biden probably gets those questions all the time “Does it sound like I have stenosis in my neck to you?, Dr. Biden?”
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In the scene in What’s Up Doc where Ryan O’Neill was taking a taxi to the hotel with his musical tone specimens of rare igneous rocks in a case, the cab hit a bad pothole and bounced up hard. “That was a bad one. I hope my igneous rocks are still okay.” Cabbie: “I know what you mean. I hate it when my igneous rocks are even touched.”