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To: srmanuel

Don’t come to Florida. If the ‘skeeters don’t get you then ‘gators will. If they miss you, then you’ll die of heat and humidity just walking out to the mailbox.

Almost every county has its own county shooting range open to the public. So do a lot of the gun stores. We have Castle Doctrine and Stand Your Ground and soon we’ll have Constitutional Carry. So folks will shoot you, accurately, for looking at them wrong. Even the manatees (especially the manatees - hoon!) are dead shots.

If you live near the coast, every decade or so a hurricane will come by to try and scrub your house away.

So steer clear of Florida. You won’t like the critters, you won’t like the weather and you won’t like your neighbors.


47 posted on 11/30/2021 10:17:31 AM PST by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: Little Ray

The only issues I had with Florida is the ridiculous insurance rates (we lived on the Gulf of Mexico, waterfront) and THE TRAFFIC !

We finally left - moved to middle Tennessee.


107 posted on 11/30/2021 11:38:52 AM PST by Baldwin77 (Traitor Joe is NOT my president)
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