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Florida is evil. You liberals won't want to move here. Not only are we killing manatees, but we also have alligators, pythons, hurricanes, tornadoes, and, of course, spiders the size of dinner plates and hissing roaches the size of Bigfoot. You liberals have been warned.
1 posted on 11/27/2021 4:05:58 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Oh, the huge manatee!


2 posted on 11/27/2021 4:08:06 AM PST by LIConFem (Read up on Russia's Oct, 1917 Revolution... And prepare.)
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Mebbe the Tampa Bay Times should move to Maryland.


3 posted on 11/27/2021 4:08:12 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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My condo has a waiting list.


5 posted on 11/27/2021 4:09:23 AM PST by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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So, the manatee population is exceeding the carrying capacity of its habitat...

And it is all the caused by man.

Looks like there needs to be a hunting season...

6 posted on 11/27/2021 4:18:09 AM PST by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries. )
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I think Florida is a beautiful state. I’d like to visit when it’s not so humid though. I can’t take humidity. I worked in Texas back in 83 and it was bad. For me anyway. I love the high altitude and dry cool air.


7 posted on 11/27/2021 4:18:23 AM PST by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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O I thought this article was going to blame it on the unvaxed or global warming. Pollution is so yesterday.


8 posted on 11/27/2021 4:19:15 AM PST by 556x45
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A 2003 study estimated the carrying capacity of Florida, for Manatees, to be about 5000.
10 posted on 11/27/2021 4:26:52 AM PST by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries. )
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Worrying about a non native species? Weren’t they brought here from South America? Now we have Nile lizards, Anaconda’s Iguanas, an assortment of tropical fishes, lion fishes from the pacific, frogs and toads from God knows where, ducks from Mexico, + others. Its all uncontrollable, like our immigration. And now we are being invaded by a west coast critter named Pelosi. The Manatees aren’t endangered, its the Floridians that are.


11 posted on 11/27/2021 4:27:59 AM PST by Bringbackthedraft (In politicians we get what we deserve, usually the best that money can buy, guaranteed.)
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Cue the “Oh,the huge manatee” photo!


12 posted on 11/27/2021 4:33:38 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Covid Is All About Mail In Balloting)
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I hear the manatees taste like chicken.


13 posted on 11/27/2021 4:35:08 AM PST by USAF1985 (Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct! (Let’s go Brandon!))
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It’s a sea grass shortage!!
I am serious. The population has recovered, but the care of the inland waterways has not. They don’t have the food supply to support the increased numbers. They have eaten all the sea grass, and now they are starving.

We need to ‘recover’ the tidal rivers here from 100 years of misuse.


14 posted on 11/27/2021 4:37:52 AM PST by Pete Dovgan
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The manatee is not native to Florida...


16 posted on 11/27/2021 4:42:43 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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You forgot the mosquitoes bro.....the size of bald eagles


17 posted on 11/27/2021 4:44:52 AM PST by V_TWIN
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Manatees are destroying Florida. There is no grass left for fish to lay eggs in so the fish population is being decimated


19 posted on 11/27/2021 4:52:26 AM PST by spacejunkie2001
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A manatee can eat 100 pounds of food in a day, according to the University of Florida

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Sounds like my three sons when they were teen agers.


20 posted on 11/27/2021 4:54:20 AM PST by Graybeard58 (The China virus doesn't scare me, Venezuelaism does.)
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Every morning, before the sun is up,
I rise and find the shining dew
on every buttercup.
Then I take off in the boat
to slay manatees all day.

This is the most asinine of Floridian accusations. The red tide and blue algae appear to have killed off the sea grasses on which the manatees feed.

30 posted on 11/27/2021 5:18:50 AM PST by NautiNurse (Who will portray Alec Baldwin in the SNL skit? )
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“””Florida is evil. You liberals won’t want to move here.”””


So true. Florida had a population of 2.8 million people in 1950 and today the population is over 22 million.

Liberals and conservatives keep moving to Florida to escape the Democrat run hell-holes in the Northeast and Midwest.

The Florida Land Developers are more than happy to convert Florida’s grasslands and farms into sprawling gated communities for those refugees from Democrat run hell-hole states.

As the song says: “Pave over paradise and put up a parking lot.”


31 posted on 11/27/2021 5:27:03 AM PST by Presbyterian Reporter
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Did they mention the record cold or the hundreds that get hit by boats every year?


40 posted on 11/27/2021 5:56:08 AM PST by Dusty Road (")
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You forgot about the brain eating amoebas. The ones found in water, not the political kind.


43 posted on 11/27/2021 6:02:29 AM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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Manatees are not native to Florida, so the leftists would want them all to die if they were consistent in wanting everything to return to a natural state.


47 posted on 11/27/2021 6:16:59 AM PST by EastTexasTraveler
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