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The scene this afternoon where resident The Bidet is having his afternoon shut down:

Gurad: Halt, who goes there.

President Bidet’s chief of staff.
Guard: Who?

Alan Klain the president’s chief of staff

Guard: You are not cleared to bother him during his rest hours.

Klain: This is very urgent, has to do with a new covid.

Guard: No way, he is running his Amtrak model train now and cannot be disturbed.
Klain: But this is an emergency.
Guard: Well, if you say so but I warn you, I will not take the heat of this is some business matter that an aide can handle.

Guard: President Bidet, there is some guy her claiming to be some kind of indian chief, something about video game.

The Bidet: Damn, you just made me run my best engine off the rails with this intrusion. What video game?

Klain: Sir, there is a new Covid strain on the way, very nasty, worse yet.

The Bidet: OK, what did Trump do faced with that delema?

Klain: Well sir, he cut off travel to and from the infected countries.

The Bidet: Sounds ok to me, do it.

Klain: But but but sir, you said at the time he did it it was racist.

The Bidet: So what, I just copy and past things. Done me ok since I was in law school. Just issue the order and say that we are following Trumps racist idea. See, it will work and I will get awarded for saying it was his racist plan!

Klain: OK.

The Bidet: But first thing, get to the end of my train board and get my engine back on the track. And don’t every bother me again during my rest time.

Klain: but sir, those times are like all day now.

The guard: you both have a valid point.