Posted on 11/25/2021 7:10:57 PM PST by Rummyfan
Thanksgiving, the most American of Holidays, is here, and despite the commies’ best efforts, we have plenty to be thankful for. Grab a fork and a carving knife, and let’s get to it.
1. As a former New York City liberal, I’m thankful we conservatives can actually enjoy Thanksgiving. Imagine the rage libs must feel as they see us celebrate what they consider to be a day that “honors colonization.” Your pink-haired, gender-confused nephew’s eyeliner will flow like the Mississippi River as it screams about “cultural appropriation” and the “massacre” of indigenous people. Enjoy your tofurkey, you tragic creature. And remember, if it makes you vomit into your host’s toilet, that makes you an Indian giver.
2. I am grateful I can watch football teams called the Lions and the Bears compete without having a PETA-inspired aneurysm. I hope both teams sweat so much “toxic masculinity” that it oozes through our TV sets and causes my low-T, Antifa-wannabe cousin to consider using a urinal for once.
TRIGGER WARNING: Being from Detroit, I will bet $14.92 the Lions will lose.
2A. I am thankful I don’t lose in life as often as the Detroit Lions, Hillary, and Beto O’Rourke.
3. I am grateful no one has to say the words “TRIGGER WARNING” when speaking to me. I also believe a “trigger warning” is the last thing a violent offender should hear before being ventilated.
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Happy Thanksgiving All!
On a last second FG, naturally.
Generally speaking, you need to score more than 14 points...
Happy Thanksgiving!
Well done!
I am grateful for: GOD giving me all the great things listed below.
1: My Wife
2: My Kids
3: My Dogs
4: My Guns
5: My Farm
6: My Freedom to do as I see fit.
Amen!
This spring my mother and I left Northern Virginia behind for good. We are so thankful to have found our new home in red West Virginia.
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