Posted on 11/14/2021 9:59:53 AM PST by rktman
California Governor Gavin Newsom has been located, In-N-Out Burger may be relocated, and Oregon is being dislocated.
Good day, West Coast, Messed Coast readers, and welcome to other news besides Kyle Rittenhouse’s trial, although to read the finest coverage of said trial, you may do so here.
As alert West Coast, Messed Coasters know by now, Gavin Newsom was finally located after being missing for days following his COVID booster shot. Speculation abounded as to whether Governor Hair Gel suffered adverse complications to the vaccine. Indeed, insider reports said he did.
You’ll be happy to know, however, that Newsom recovered well enough to set foot in the COVID-closed San Francisco City Hall. He did so (on the low) for the marriage of Ivy Getty, a wedding so over-the-top and lush, that describing it as opulent is would be an injustice.
City Hall was festooned with what appeared to be bespoke Persian carpets for the days-long nuptials. The wedding dress was mirrored and designer John Galliano deigned to make the bridesmaid dresses for Ivy’s attendants because she’s just so darned nice. And loaded.
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I was hoping Gavin Newsome would mutate into a Beagle Puppy head, so Fauci would come looking for him. Now there’s a cartoon waiting to happen.
Office of Management and Budget?
They can at least move the HQ and deny California corporate taxes...
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