OL Captain- Okay freshman, prepare to meet THE STICK.
OL grabs said freshman and holds him...
OL Captain- Say hello to my little friend.
Freshman- NOOOOOOOOO!
OL Captain pokes his butt with the broom stick and the freshman freaks.
OL Capt - all right boys, get him loose.
Freshman to Mama after school- ...then they grabbed me and held me down and stripped of my underwear and shoved a broom stick up my butt.
Mama to police- ...they raped my precious little boy with a broom stick.
Players to POPO- ...we were just messing around. No stick ever went inside him. That’s gross. We do it to all the freshmen.
POPO to School- nothing to see here. Boys being boys.
School and POPO to Mama- nothing to see here. Boys being boys.
Mama to press- They raped my son with a broomstick and they’re trying to hide it!!!!!!!
Press to everyone else- BOMB SHELL!!!! White Supremacists gang rape young boy with broomstick...
Yep. That’s how it often happens.
Very good! Yep! That’s probably what happened.
I haven’t read the article yet but I suspect there is no dad to calm the mom down.