[Gay State Conservative]

Lots of $$$ in Wellesley (also known as Swellesley)...so much so that the Former Twelfth Lady herself went to school there.

[Capt. Tom]

My son lived in Wellesley and my grandson at that time years ago was the same age, and a dead ringer for the "Home alone kid"-McCauley Culkin sic' When they would visit us in Scituate, and we would be out walking, at least 3 times people stopped and pointed to my grandson and said, "That's the "Home Alone kid". He looked that much like McCauley Culkin.

So as time passed his school (Mason Rice) in Wellesley decided to have a McCauly Culkin look alike contest. It was no contest, but being so liberal, they changed the contest rules so that a girl ended up winning the contest.

I am glad someone is getting after that liberal American Hating school system. -Tom