Good think you didn't see me the other day.
The Continuing Adventures of Bagster:
So, there I was, going to the post office. Got my mask on cause I just KNOW the Feds are gonna require it at the post office, right?
I'm standing in line like a good little vax rabbit, when I see two little kids goofing off with their mama by the post office boxes. I look at them and see they are not wearing masks. I think, good for that mama not putting masks on her kids.
Then I look at the mama. No mask. I'm all like, what? Then I look at the people in line in front of me. No masks. Double what?
So I pull my mask down under my chin. Then I look at the guy behind me. No mask. So I glance at the worthless postal workers at the counter. NO MASKS!
I felt ashamed and took off the offending mask and shoved it in my pocket and went about my business.
Talk about low IQ, right? Haha.
The end.
