Well Amtrack...open your books and let the public take a peek. Or maybe Joe split the cost of a ticket with Corn Pop.
Oh, to be a passenger nearby to hear those two leaning back and telling those tall tales of the good old days. Like the fish stories where the catch keeps getting bigger and bigger in the telling.
Biden: Just between us, I have carried a sharp switchblade in my left shoe every single day since I became VP. A guy can't be too careful.
Corn Pop: "You tellin' me, Joe? My half brother from mom's fifth baby dad sold you the damn thing down on Melrose and Rosa Parks Lane."