[DIRTYSECRET]

Can it cure baldness? Name your price.

[Yo-Yo]

CURE baldness? Heck, I create baldness every day when I shave my head!

[Flaming Conservative]

There is already a cure for baldness; it involves removing some plasma and treating it with something, then re-infusing it. Dermatologists do it. Probably Bosley, too. It’s ‘spensive, as you might expect.