The Head Surgeon speaks to a reporter:
“The transplant has gone extremely well!
There is a temporary side effect which induces involuntary Oinking from the patient when excited and a marked desire for taking Mud Baths several times each day, but these minor events should stop in six months or less.”
I knew a guy who got a goat liver. Only shortly afterwards he developed an inordinate and criminal affinity for kids.
Funny.
Plus the patient kept trying to push aside the Dems and RINOs at the tax money hog trough. Snarling fights.