[Maris Crane]

Is Portland the home of the Slowest Thinking Goobers in the Country.

The residents ask...”Does that mean we are now like a lawless city.

Well, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

The country is not in trouble...just the East and West Coasts.

[GOPJ]

Is Portland the home of the Slowest Thinking Goobers in the Country.

Ding, ding, ding - we have a thread winnah!