Condom Police. They're hiring.
aha that goes along with the shit police near catalina island..pull into bay mooring they put colored dye down your toilet so they will know if you dump your holding tanks into the ocean, but up north a bit san francisco you can crap on the sidewalks and they even have maps of favorite dumping grounds..if you own a boat and pay lots of taxes you cant take a dump anywhere, but if you are homeless and don’t pay taxes go where you like.