Gosh I would love to have transcribed it but oooh my, the language! Quelle dommage!
Wouldn't want to have another transcription post deleted because some illiterate FRacebook noob got hurtaazz, because gosh worrying about FRacebook illiterate noobs was always front and center in General Patton's mind, why, he might have accidentally slapped a FRacebooker upside the head one time LOFL.
For those who are genuine FReepers and interested in what Trump played in Iowa, the transcription of the segment President Trump just played in Iowa is available right right here.