two to the back of the head. problem solved.
I used to live on McGregor Range, not far from Dona Ana. There is a lot of empty desert around the Dona Ana Complex. There are also a lot of ants and coyotes living there. When a critter got hit by a vehicle, it wasn’t long before the ants and coyotes made the carcass pretty much disappear. I imagine the same would happen to a person.
C-17 drop over Afghanistan... no parachutes.
Maybe gelding is the answer.