Megan Megan, Megan! Trust me—you run absolutely NO RISK of EVER becoming pregnant!
Cucumbers are sterile.
From my thoughts to your keyboard. She reminds me of a song my dad used to fool around with. Purple People Eater.
Can you imagine her ilk supporting abortion rights?
I didn't know that Bruce Springsteen dyed his hair purple and considered himself a lesbian.
If you ever wake up and the purple-haired maggot is lying next to you, you will know that you have either been comatose, or your AA sponsor is on vacation.
Megan Megan, Megan! Trust me—you run absolutely NO RISK of EVER becoming pregnant!”
I wouldn’t do the skank with someone else’s d*ck.
My thoughts exactly.
Unless the turkey baster goes on a rampage
The dyke looks like Anderson Pooper.