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To: be-baw
My Grandma Says She Needs Less Sleep Sex As She Gets Older—Is She Lying?

I remember spending a few weeks of my summer vacations with my grandparents when I was a kid.

Every afternoon, around three o'clock, Grandpa would wink at Grandma and ask her if it wasn't time for them to take their "special nap."

Grandpa and Grandma would then "disappear" for about half an hour, I'd hear them turn on the radio in their bedroom, and then they'd come back looking refreshed and cheerful.

I always wondered how they could sleep with that "pro-wrestling" program always playing in the background. The grunts and snorts were especially annoying.

Years later, I found out that they had no radio in their bedroom.

So it's possible that your grandmother is indeed lying. Old folks tend to get less honest as they age.

Regards,

12 posted on 09/18/2021 3:30:29 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: alexander_busek

“special nap.” is a beautiful thing!


28 posted on 09/18/2021 5:46:51 AM PDT by Theophilus (Dems fear fear. Christians fear God. )
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To: alexander_busek

When you were a kid, your grandparents seemed old, but they may have been just in their mid forties! They still had plenty of time before stuff started not working or getting uncomfortable! That shouldn’t be happening yet in the forties :)


38 posted on 09/18/2021 7:19:36 AM PDT by FalloutShelterGirl (Cool! I found my original screen name!)
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To: alexander_busek
Old folks tend to get less honest as they age.

You are _not_ supposed to spill our secret. :-)
39 posted on 09/18/2021 7:25:32 AM PDT by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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