[alexander_busek]

I will immediately kneel at the sound of that song.

I will immediately assume the standard "I'm waiting for a date who's 45 minutes overdue"-stance, start tapping my toe impatiently, looking around with a sour facial expression, maybe whip out my cellphone and begin conducting a rather loud conversation with a mentally-impaired helpdesk agent in India.

Regards,

[Az Joe]

Here, here!