[blueplum]

grownups don’t use hashtags, darling, but they are a tell on where you spend most of your time, yeah?

When I get pompous, I’ll let you know. But it’s not me with the look-at-me inch-high avatar now is it, spitball kid?

[bagster]

grownups don’t use hashtags, darling

Another one of your made up rules.

Listen, elder. Just cause you're the oldest one in the tribe don't mean you get to make up the rules.

When I get pompous, I’ll let you know.

Now here's a real rule. Pompous people are so pompous that they don't know they're pompous.

But it’s not me with the look-at-me inch-high avatar now is it, spitball kid?

Jelly? If you behave yourself and get your mind right, I can teach you how to make one. Its never too late to teach old dogs new tricks.