They’ll be super disappointed with my account. All I have is a checking account, and the only influx of money is direct deposit of my pension, social security, and my lousy tax refund once a year. I have no investments, no credit card or loan with my bank. I don’t transfer money anywhere, and the only money that leaves the account is via their bill pay, or if I choose to use my debit card, or withdraw $20, every now and then from the ATM machine.
Dear Leader requires you to show where you spent that $20. Surely, you have receipts and proper documentation.