What are the residents of planet 9 plotting?
Message from the Supreme Command of Planet Nine, to the residents of Earth:
Stop ****ing looking for us, you ****ing idiots!
Taunting military pilots with hide and go seek maneuvers. Landing saucer shaped ships in farmer's fields, lakes in the woods and Area 51 field in Roswell. Making intricate crop circle geometric formations overnight. Surgically harvesting cattle organs and those of other animals to make a dna library.
And landing on the White House lawn to demand people start acting rationally.
On planet X, it won’t he long now
Plan 9, I think. There was a documentary on it once made by Ed Wood.