[Bearshouse]

There is more to the article, but this is all the absurdity I could stand.

[gunnut]

Is this website satire? This could be the Onion or Babylonian Bee.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Holmes, who is barred from possessing a weapon because he is a four-time convicted felon and registered child sex offender, was working as an armed security guard at the store
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Come to Chicago, where if the gangs don’t get you, the felons working security will shoot you for not having a mask.

[Lurker]

“Holmes, who is barred from possessing a weapon because he is a four-time convicted felon and registered child sex offender, “

Guess that whole background check thingy didn’t work very well.

L

[lapsus calami]

 

 

Upside down world now. Once upon a time people could get shot for wearing a mask in a liquor store.

 

 

[decal]

Yeah, Chimbabwe can probably get by with one less liquor store...

[rockrr]

Friedman said Holmes was “fully cooperative” with police, indicating he had an “innocent mindset” with “nothing to hide.”

I self-identify as having an “innocent mindset” - what are the odds?!

;'}

[LegendHasIt]

Setting the precedent for government agents to summarily execute people without masks or be un-’vaccinated’.

[Tired of Taxes]

Sounds like the defense attorney’s argument.

But, the judge didn’t buy it.

[null and void]

[Bobalu]

Karen wid a gun...

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

He seems nice...

[ConjunctionJunction]

"Holmes, who is barred from possessing a weapon because he is a four-time convicted felon and registered child sex offender, was working as an armed security guard"

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Wut?

[alexander_busek]

Holmes, who is barred from possessing a weapon because he is a four-time convicted felon and registered child sex offender, was working as an armed security guard at the store [...]

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

And: Who would have guessed that that part of the country was so... tolerant about... that kind of criminality.

Regards,

[Sapwolf]

Holy Sh*t! Is this planet Earth still.

WTF?

Who would hire that to be a security guard. Mobster yes.

[Telepathic Intruder]

"Well, I'm a four-time convicted felon and registered child sex offender".

"Great. Here's your badge and gun".

[gitmo]

He should work in the Capital Building.

[MAGAthon]

read the whole article, but nowhere can I find the name of the victim!

[Leep]

Arnold and Mitt’s kind of guy.
The maskless germ spreader didn’t deserve his freedom.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Put the lawyer in jail too. Charge and convict him of stupidity, frivolous arguments, and of failure to act like a lawyer of good character.

In jail, he won’t have to worry much about wearing a mask as he will about his roommate, Big Bubba (and it’s not his height that the name refers too).

[Fresh Wind]