[Governor Dinwiddie]

They should stay in Aftrashastan. If they were grateful to be allowed into America, they would not be traveling into a war zone. Any “refugee” who vacations in the “old country” is prima facie not a refugee.

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Any “refugee” who vacations in the “old country” is prima facie not a refugee.
Exactomundo. And in addition to visiting fambly, they were doubtless scheming to get those same relatives into the U.S., perhaps even arranging marriages. And now they're all stuck there! Of course we'll move heaven and earth to return them to the U.S., along with a contingent of their barbarian relatives.