SIP sign on door. Translation: “Hey maniac, you’ll find a bunch of unarmed people in here.” What an absolutely idiotic idea.
PERSON 1 IN SHELTER IN PLACE: Okay, I think we'll be safe in here. This is where my mandatory education told me I should go if there is someone with a gun.
PERSON 2 IN SHELTER IN PLACE: I just finished my training and have my cheat sheet on my badge...
PERSON 1 IN SHELTER IN PLACE: Really?
PERSON 2 IN SHELTER IN PLACE: Sure. Lets walk through the steps. First, find the closest Shelter In Place.
PERSON 1 IN SHELTER IN PLACE: Yeah, we're here.
PERSON 2 IN SHELTER IN PLACE: Next, remove the sign designating the space as a "Shelter In Place" and enter the room...
(Person 1 and Person 2 stare blankly at each other)
PERSON 1 IN SHELTER IN PLACE: Uhh...you have the, uh, sign...right?